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Here are some various pictures of friends new and old:
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Joe Ebright
This is Joey and I getting ready for the 80s party I talked about on my Lifting the Veil page.
Joey is a wicked clown who enjoys reading Chaucer while eating jelly doughnuts and taking a dump. Hmmmm....is that
sanitary? Well, Joey and I have been together since January of 2000. We were good buddies before that who watched
wrestling, drank, and played cards. We met at Wal-Mart, where I've met practically everyone I know. Joey was,
and I guess still is, my caregiver. I couldn't function on my own, so Joey does alot of the work around the house.
He pretty much does everything but cook. Joey loves watching football and collecting action figures. If you held
a gun to his head and told him you were going to kill him if he didn't open a He-Man, he would probably let you shoot him.
I don't think he's physically or mentally capable of opening one of his action figures. It's either Mekaneck or my medicine.
Mekaneck usually wins. Hahahahaha! Kidding! ~_^
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Joey
This is Joey at my brother's wedding in October, in which he was a groomsman. He had a great
time at the reception dancing with his little buddy, Dane. He looks good in a tux, doesn't he? If only I could
get him to be the groom now.....
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Dave
This is Dave and I on New Year's Eve and he is totally wasted. Dave recently moved into
a house, so he and his kitties have lots of room. He usually wins the prizes for the games at all of
our monthly parties. Dave likes old movies, '70s and '80s music. He hates Eminem, football, and P. Diddy.
More than anything, Dave hates the movie "Dances With Wolves". I love Dave. Hahahahaha! :-P
Maria
This is Maria with her fiance, James. Maria came home from Iraq in February and visited us in
March. When she went back to Kentucky, I went along for a 2 week stay and had alot of fun. Maria is getting married
to James this month. In May, she will be out of the military and would like to take care of her daughter, Daizy, full
time. Maria is an old friend whose family is my second family.
Will
Will, 24, is an old friend of Joey's. He likes crazy, old horror movies, plays guitar,
draws, sings, makes a good steak, drinks beers.....isn't he just the Renaissance Man? Will was recently in a karaoke
semi-final and was totally robbed of first place. He's a real sweetheart and Steph and I have vowed
to find him a good woman.
Tom
Tom is a junior at Bloomsburg University and plans on becoming an English teacher. Tom will
be marrying his grilfriend Katey after graduation and settling down in the coal area. Tom likes to play gatar and watch
Family Guy. He is also a regular reader of "The Onion." Tom and Joe have been friends for a very long time, ummmm
ever since Tom didn't know what the Gap was.
Jeffrey and Drake
These two cats are 15. Jeff is Tom's younger brother who we always invited to our parties.
One time he brought Drake and the rest is history. Drake is cool as hell for a 15 year old. Jeff like going to
dances and Drake roller blades. Both like making movies with their friends.
Stoner
Ahhh, Stoner. Puking on New Year's..... He always shows up at our apartment when we're
almost ready for bed. Hahahaha! We met Stoner at Wal-Mart (where else?) and Joey invited him to our Halloween
party last year. Stoner is a wicked clown going to school for art. Soon, he is switching schools to go for
comic type art. Stoner has drawn a few comics and is incredibly talented. Everyone wants him when we play Win,
Lose or Drink....as long as he's sober. When he's drunk, forget it. Stoner likes to lay claim to his property
at school by slapping Hatchetman stickers on everything. Stoner likes to draw, drink beers, listen to anything from
Psychopathic, buy odd clothes, and look for juggalettes.
Bendas
Here is Dave at Warwick Weekend holding up Joey in his leprechaun dress. Dave was recently
moved to first shift at Wally World, and, finally, we see him!!!!!. Dave has been my friend since 2nd grade when we
used to play cats and I'd scratch him. Dave is engaged and plans on getting married in 2005, I think. So far they
are planning on having a Ukranian wedding ceremony. Dave likes to watch football and wrestling. And did you
know Dave is a drummer? I think he's pretty good too!
Marissa
This is Marissa with her son, Dylan, who just turned 2. Marissa got married in 2001 to Jay
and they are living happily near Philly. I've known Marissa since 7th grade. Boy, do we have stories. Marissa
was one of the only girl friends I had in school along with Maria. Marissa is a very good singer and actress.
My friends are all talented aren't they? Hahaha! I always loved going to Marissa's house and hanging out with
the neighborhood guys. And playing Blackie was a blast. I remember the one time, we were cleaning her room and
I ran over the cord of the vaccuum cleaner....and it was brand new. I had done this all the time at home, but apparently,
this was a very powerful vaccuum. The cord was all messed up and I was scared shitless. Marissa's mom came up
and screamed at her, even though she probably wanted to choke slam me, lol. Man, did I feel like an ass. I'm glad
her mom didn't yell at me, though, because I probably would've cried. ;-P
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John
This is John with a huge turkey bone last year at our place on Thanksgiving.
John is a good friend always there for me in a pinch. John is currently working in the studio on his demo and should
be done *please* soon. I always like listening to John play guitar or his keyboards. He's a natural musician and
is really entertaining. John and I love The Spur.
Jimmy
Here is Jimmy at the Schwarzenegger Shindig in August. He's sitting in front of a "dog" he
drew in our Win, Lose or Drink game. Jimmy will be home on Dec. 12th!!! Woo-hoo! And he'd better stay for New
Years!!! Jimmy is a junior in college in Florida. He's going to be a pilot and he'll probably move to Ireland
and we'll never see him again. Jimmy is a smart 18 year old ~_* who likes to bowl, play golf, tennis, and eat soupie!
Hahahaha! Jimmy enjoys Strongbad emails and has a hot girlfriend named Lina. We got to meet Lina this summer and
she is very nice. We probably frightened her with our coal region ways and our crack house hallway, but she didn't let
it show. :-P
Ralph
This picture is Ralphus on our roof. We got in trouble that night because he and Joey walked
across the neighboring roof to take a picture of the pink sky. The asshole next door came up and wanted to know who
was running around on his roof. Of course I was a bitch to him because he talked to us like we were 13. I've been
through too much to be talked to that way. Ralph enjoys wrestling, the wicked shit, going out,etc. If your are
a lovely chica interested in meeting Ralph and live near Mount Carmel, you can email me through the Dumpster 'O Comments page.
Ralph is on the prowl.
Dan
This is Dan at the Schwarzenegger Shindig (I'm getting tired of typing that). Dan is a manager
for the Tire and Lube Express at Wal-Mart. He is married with 3 kids, one of them born earlier this year. Dan
is a very funny, witty guy. Dan hasn't been around too much lately. His plate is pretty full with the kids
and hunting season. And you just can't compete with hunting season! And somehow this guy is on a two week vacation
right now in December, which is impossible at Wal-Mart! Poor Dan turned 30 this year. Hopefully, we shall see
him soon.
Jim (or J.D., if ya kick it old school)
This is one of my oldest and dearest. Jim has been my friend since 9th grade when we shared
a creative writing class. Jim was always one of my favorite people. He is from Las Vegas, so he brought to Shamokin
a little diversity. I mean, this was a guy who was actually friends with a black kid. Our city was white.
Pretty much entirely white. And lots of old people. Hahaha! I always admired Jim's writing talent.
He has an incredible imagination! Jim is also a fantastic performer as a lead singer. Even in karaoke, all eyes
are on him. Jim has a daughter, Raven, with his longtime girlfriend, Amy. They are expecting another baby this
summer! Congratulations!!!!!
Steph
Steph is someone I don't remember not knowing. She was one of those girls in school
that everyone could like....she was (is) really smart, sweet, but no-nonsense, too. I was glad I was recently able to
get together with Steph again, because she was always a really cool person. And can she sing! Wow! Steph
is married to Nate, also a really nice person. They live in Mount Carmel.
Me and My Favorite Bum
Hamtarro
Tamburro could make a lucrative living as a Kevin Smith impersonator, but no. He wants to be
an EMT and save lives. We met this guy through Ralph and he comes to all of our parties. Hamtarro is a nice guy
and likes the liquor and the ladies.
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The Martinos
I met these three during my trip to Kentucky. Tim, 45, is Maria's neighbor. Jess,
15, and Timmy, 17, are his kids. Tim is in the army, and like Maria, recently returned from Iraq. He was actually
there when they caught Saddam. Tim was alot of fun to hang out with. He taught me how to play Spades and got me
drunk. Hahahaha! Timmy and I hung out alot during my last week. We stayed up late every night and watched
movies. I tried to dye Jess's hair, but majorly messed up. It's black and, man, I just couldn't do it.
Timmy is going to enter the Navy soon and Jess will be starting a new school in Kentucky. I'm
hoping to visit them this summer and the plus is I'll be able to hang out with Maria too, as long as James doesn't get restationed.
Wow. Talk about a run-on sentence. Anyway, I bonded with them very quickly and that is a really rare thing for
me, as I'm usually not open towards people I just meet. I absolutely adore them and can't wait until I can
see them again!
Chris, my messenger homie
Chris is a freak I talk to whenever I'm online. ;-P He found me on Halls of Illusions
and added me like other people have. The difference is.....he actually talks to me! He's my MSN messenger pal
from New Zealand with whom I discuss Strong Bad e-mails and Chris Cornell. Chris likes to write music, anime, and.....the
ladies! Hahaha! I'm telling the guy to try blue highlights and spikes! YEOW! Come on, man! Do
it! The chicks will flock! Hahahaha! Chris is a wicked clown with his own site, check it out: http://www.obzcurity.cjb.net.
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These are all my friends new and old. Yup.............
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